Phallicity of the Ruling Classes

These are the penises I saw today.

Small, nestled in turtleneck of skin atop testicles like a mother bird guarding speckled eggs.
Uncircumcised, gray-haired, patient, wise.
Wagging, confident, querulous.
Purple.
An admirably glossy-headed & thickly venous truncheon beneath military crewcut.

...on Mithridates' Night Hauling